A Zombie Am I
A Zombie I am
A Zombie I was
A Zombie I forever will be
When I had the brain it went down the drain, I never used it much.
The brain I had, now dead and gone, eaten by carnivorous roaches.
My brain is gone, but there is work to be done.
It is just another day at the office.
Pillage, plunder, and capitalize on it all.
I used to want people to tremble in fear
And now all I want is for you to give me a hug
but instead I am greeted by bugs.
Inspired by the chief zombie killer himself this morning Marcus Goodyear over at Good Word Editing.
