December 15th, 2009
The other night the family and I were taking out the Nativity set. We found out that a few of the pieces did not fare so well this year. First, Amy noticed Joseph had no head. Now, this is funny. But the following discussion with my son ensued.
“Jacob, Joseph has no head”
“What happened dad?”
“I guess the Ninja got him”
(Insert here the disapproving glance of my wife, however sympathetic she is to our natural manly immaturity. She lets it slide though)
Now, Jacob is in a Ninja phase. I never outgrew mine. I mean common, they are just super cool. He thought I was funny and laughed along with me.
Later in the evening we were still unpacking and found out that the Virgin Mary was nowhere to be found. We searched high and low. Here is the next exchange after Amy wondered out loud where she could have gone.
I said: “Ninja killed Joseph, got himself a war bride.”
Immediately that was over the head of my 8 yr old son. However, Amy gave me the look, got red in the face and did not care much for my antics. Apparently that is sacrilege in her mind. In my mind, I heard Jesus laughing.
Either way I cut it though, Amy was unhappy. I believe I might have to buy flowers, take her out to dinner, or bring chocolate if I am to survive this holiday season.
Yes, Men are apparently from Mars.